Though dogs can take care of themselves, they choose not to—instead focusing their efforts on chasing squirrels, licking marmalade off babies, and learning American Sign Language. Give hard-working dogs or cats the attention they deserve with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of dog- or cat-grooming services at Cain's Dog House.
The four groomers and six bathers at Cain's Dog House maintain furry coats and fuzzy tails through a menagerie of pet-pampering services. Small dogs under 25 pounds can gussy themselves up before walks around the neighborhood with a bath ($12–$17) and feet, face, and tail trim ($22–$27). Medium-size dogs with long hair forget ever being confused for Paul Bunyan's toupee as they rest easy under running water and massaging brushes ($27). The pet salon services also extend to feline friends, snipping away excess follicles during full haircuts ($57) and cleansing fur during baths ($22–$27). Opening at 7:30 a.m., Monday–Saturday, Cain's Dog House takes care of canines and felines on a first come, first served basis until the closing hours of 6 p.m., leaving ample time for removal of dirt and ancillary antennae.