Seventeenth-century shipping routes drastically improved once navigators began referring to actual maps of waterways instead of the veins on their thighs. Steer clear of veiny skin with today's Groupon: for $150, you get one sclerotherapy spider-vein treatment at Calcagno and Rossi Vein Treatment Center, located in Mechanicsburg (a $350 value).
Led by a pair of board-certified vein experts, Calcagno and Rossi Vein Treatment Center clears unsightly vascular blemishes with state-of-the-art technology. Using sclerothotherapy––a safe, foam-based medical injection––the team terraforms unsightly networks of unused and unwanted skin spindles into smooth, blemish-free dermascapes. Upon injection, the foam solution shrinks the enlarged veins, causing them to disappear as blood is rerouted into healthier nearby veins, which boast higher property values and lower crime rates. In certain cases, veins may become temporarily inflamed immediately following the treatment, though swelling should subside as they are absorbed by the body over time.