What You'll Get
Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $130, you get a one-night relaxation package for two at Calder House Bed & Breakfast in Steinbach (a $260 total value). The package includes:
- One-night stay for two in the Metal room (a $65 value)
- Two reiki sessions (a $120 value)
- Two chakra-balancing sessions (a $70 value)
- One pot of detoxifying green tea (a $5 value)
Situated on 3.5 acres in Steinbach, Calder House Bed & Breakfast exudes repose with overnight accommodations, holistic healing techniques, and local organic foods. Owners Carole Tétreault and Grant Milliner take care to maintain an element of feng shui in the wood house, with wooden tables and plush red couches patiently waiting for humans to sit down for green tea and dramatic physics-textbook readings. The black-and-white-accented Metal room houses a double captain's bed, which presides over ranks of metal filigrees and mirrors precisely placed to transmit energy and focus visual attention. Visitors can wash up for a day exploring the town's best water fountains inside the Water room, a full shared bath that greets eyes with a cool-coloured mosaic tiling and modern rain shower.
Carole, a well-versed holistic practitioner, relieves bodily stress and improves cell phone reception during reiki sessions, a holistic therapy whose name means "spiritually guided life force energy" in Japanese. Inside a green-and-yellow space adorned with tree-based accents, Carole gently lays hands on various body areas in an attempt to boost body energy and cause increased happiness, good health, and peaceful dreams about clouds raining liquid gold. A chakra-balancing sessions works to balance the centres of awareness in the human body.
Visitors may upgrade to the warmly-furnished Fire room (an additional $35), or linger an additional night in the Metal room (an additional $40). Boarders may also upgrade for a meal of organic pizza and bottle of organic wine (an additional $50). In lieu of reiki treatments, guests can opt to upgrade to the Zen Relaxation massage ($35/person), which combines elements of hot-stone massage, reiki, and visualization.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Must book by 3/22/12. Travel must be completed by 3/31/12. Not valid 12/23-1/8/12. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. 72-hour cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Valid only for metal room. Package is non-transferable. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.