What You'll Get
Prior to dentists, humans were forced to shine their own teeth with miniature Zambonis. Today's Groupon gets someone else to clean your mouth bones until they shine brighter than a microwave in a tanning bed. For $59, you get a full dental exam ($90 value), illuminating x-rays ($138 value), and an exhaustive cleaning ($98 value) from Caldwell Dental Care, based in Cypress. This deal is good only for new patients who bring their own teeth inside their own mouth or a one-quart, clear, zip-lock bag.
Highly experienced Doctors of Dentistry and lasertag partners Dr. Ty Caldwell and Dr. Susan Caldwell defend the pearly and slay the plaqued. One member of the enamel-enamored couple will peer deep into your mouth for signs of trouble, take pictures of your teeth for their yearbook, and address any concerns, pains, or existential ennui before degunking your charming chompers.
An exam, x-rays, and cleaning packs more of a healthful wallop than a bucket of free-range, grass-fed mung-bean sprouts, especially if your idea of a daily brushing is blasting your mouth with sand shot out of a Super Soaker. For those who have been putting off a cleaning due to a lack of dental insurance, declare today "the day it was okay to smile again."
94.9% of DemandForce reviewers would refer it to their own friends:
- The staff is super friendly and you feel welcome. I have never had a Doctor of any sort take so much time explaining everything. It was great. – inkay, DemandForce
- A knowledgeable, personable staff and an experienced, caring dentist combine to make this as close to an ideal visit as one could hope to have. – stephenn, DemandForce
- Couldn't be better! Great dental work, pleasant staff & atmosphere, best in technology. – maric, DemandForce
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 3, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New patients only. Patients 18 or younger must come with a parent or guardian. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.