What You'll Get
Looking sun kissed is considerably easier than getting a kiss from the sun, whose smoldering passions are tempered by astronomical and emotional distance and tension-filled solar flare-ups. Get an earth-bound bronzing with today's Groupon: for $30, you get one month of unlimited tanning or two spray tans at Cali Dreaming & Company in South Riding (up to a $70 value). Tanning traditionalists may opt for the month pass and bask in blissful browning in the premium base-level beds, or upgrade to higher-intensity pigmentation-pods for an additional fee. The sun-shy can gild themselves with UV-free spray tans in two tonal types. The mystic tanning system uses a booth and cold, hard science to darken dermises for up to a week, and custom airbrush tanning employs the human touch of expert solar-spray wranglers to coat the body in five to seven days' worth of golden glow. Cali Dreaming also offers a health-encouraging oxygen bar (not included with this Groupon) and a full line of products to extend the life of your tan without replacing your bed with a pile of flashlights or letting the sun bear-hug you.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Reservation required. Must be 17 or older. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.