Before the invention of body-contouring treatments, the only way humans could change their shape was with the help of a wizard well-educated in geometry. Shift shapes with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get two VelaShape body-contouring and cellulite-reduction treatments at California Laser MedSpa (a $598 value). This Groupon is valid at the locations in Mississauga and Burlington. Customers can choose from any of the following areas for their treatment: abdomen, love handles, thighs, buttocks and upper thighs, arms and bra area, or knees.

California Laser MedSpa’s team of medical professionals helps patrons sculpt their corporeal circumferences with FDA-approved VelaShape body-contouring and cellulite-reduction treatments. After a thorough consultation and skin analysis, a tightening technician employs the noninvasive, hand-held applicator to Zamboni dimpled epidermal rinks with a mechanical massage, using specially designed rollers and a gentle vacuum to help contour frames and promote lymphatic drainage. Rays of bipolar radiofrequency and infrared-light energy disperse heat across trouble-spotted topographies, striving to shrink fat chambers in order to assist in restoring physique firmness and battle stubborn cellulite. California Laser’s expert sleekifiers suggest four VelaShape sessions to effectively sveltify bodies or ready misshapen produce for farmers' market display.