Laser hair removal was discovered when a supervillain inadvertently aimed his ray gun at a tabby, discovering both an effective method of depilation and pioneering the hairless look among evil cats. Do battle with body hair with today's Groupon: for $89, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at California Laser Med Spa in Burlington and Mississauga (up to a $750 value). This Groupon is only valid for the underarms, upper lip, chin, sideburns, bikini line, or neck areas.

The medical professionals at California Laser seek to revamp clients' epidermal terrain with a full menu of treatments administered with specialized equipment. During the clinic's laser hair-removal treatments, a LightSheer system targets unwelcome body fur with pulses of highly concentrated light and several veiled threats. Operated by a trained laser technician, the machine's beams penetrate hair strands to their dermal roots, thus damaging heat-absorbing follicles and impeding regrowth. The procedure goes by quickly, should result in only minimal discomfort, and can effectively reduce body tresses on both hirsute humans and undercover werewolves.