Hotel wallpapers, fresh coffee smells, and Mr. T impersonations work best if they have creamy consistencies. Amplify ice cream's creaminess with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $12 worth of premium velvety-smooth custard at Cali's Frozen Custard. Groupon grabbers can drive thru or walk up to the Fresno Street shop.
Cali's gourmet custard, freshly blended from premium egg yolks and butterfat, gives ice-cream lovers something to scream about besides airplane sightings. Scoops are slung into cones ($2.49 single scoop), cups ($4.09 triple scoop), and gracious mugs of root beer ($4.29). Complex concoctions include mixtures of two heaping mounds of cream with toppings such as brownie bits, mangoes, domesticated gummy bears, caramel, or classic sprinkles ($5.79 for regular size). If you're quartering soldiers or want to distract an opposing militia with the munchies, arm yourself with a take-home quart ($6.89).
Cali's drive-thru window will promptly provide the necessary materials for families to construct custard castles before trebucheting them into their jaw bridges. Walk by with your four-footed friend and Cali's will happily throw him or her a free cone.
Three Yelpers give this Cali's location four stars: