What You'll Get
George Orwell famously wrote about wine making, "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a grape's face—forever." Have fun proving him right with today’s grape-smashing Groupon: for $30, you get a 90-minute wine-making class (a $60 value) at Camarillo Custom Crush Winery in Camarillo.
The knowledgeable staff at Camarillo Custom Crush Winery teaches aspiring vintners how to craft their own corked concoctions. During the winecrafting session, vino virtuosos will show students how to guide grapes through the rite of passage to become an adult beverage. Oenophiles can also tour the premises and sample selections that have matured to swirl-worthy standards, including Spectrum Cellars and Malibu Rocky Oaks varieties. Grow in wine wisdom within Camarillo Custom Crush's warm space, which is adorned with wine bottles and wooden wine barrels, and learn how to differentiate a chardonnay from a chianti without help from a bribed label.
Customers can choose to attend on one of the following dates: April 9, 10, 16, 17, or 30; May 1, 7, 8, 14, 15, 21, 22, 28, or 29; or June 4, 5, 11, 12, 18, 19, 25, or 26. More dates will be added as necessary.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. RSVP req'd to firstname.lastname@example.org; subject to availability. Must be 21 or older. Not valid for resale. Must use in 1 visit. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.