Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Abduct rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate with today’s Groupon to CAMEO Surgical Center in Islandia. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get six laser hair-removal sessions on a small area (a $594 value).
- For $129, you get six laser hair-removal sessions on a medium area (a $774 value).
- For $179, you get six laser hair-removal sessions on a large area (a $894 value).
- For $499, you get monthly laser hair-removal treatments on two areas for twelve months (a $3,000 value).<p>
CAMEO’S board certified surgeon Scott M. Blyer, MD oversees hair-removal procedures performed with Sciton lasers, which aims to diminish or permanently remove unwanted body fuzz. During each 15- to 20-minute session, a long-pulse, high-energy laser emits a gentle beam of light that harmlessly passes through the skin and directly targets follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair. Unlike the lasers utilized by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man, these friendly beams are easy, don’t damage surrounding tissue, and treat hair follicles faster than other methods.
Dr. Blyer’s professionalism has garnered a plethora of commendations such as the New York State Society of Oral and Maxillofacial Surgeon Award (2000) and the American Association of Oral Biologists Award (2000), while his personable business practices and refreshing mint-flavored breath have garnered him the Patients’ Choice Award four years in a row since 2008. Clients reading up on current cosmetic practices may stumble upon some of his work in the American Journal of Cosmetic Surgery.
Cameo Surgical Center
Dr. Scott Blyer is a board-certified MD, cosmetic surgeon, and published author who oversees surgical and nonsurgical enhancements. Inside of Cameo Surgical Center’s lavish offices, where modern white furniture cuts profiles against blazing orange walls, the staff of doctors, aestheticians, and nurses attends to facial, breast, and body surgery to help their clients regain their youthful and beautiful appearances. A slate of nonsurgical services such as Botox injections are also available, as well as nourishing facials inside the med spa.