Run Your Own Presidential Campaign with Campaign in a Can by Jym Seger

Jym Seger

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What You'll Get

The Deal

  • $1,000 for one Campaign in a Can presidential election kit

The can includes everything you need to run your own campaign:

  • One power tie (reusable) designed to make you look bigger and more powerful than the other candidates
  • “Me for President” lapels and bumper stickers
  • Realistic baby for practicing a non-awkward Infant Lift-‘n’-Kiss
  • Classic jokes to use on the campaign trail, such as “Where I come from, a pork barrel is something completely different” and “I knew Dan Quayle. You, sir, are kind of like Dan Quayle.”
  • VHS copy of Election featuring Matthew Broderick
  • Brief history of the Civil War
  • Goodie bag complete with a list of U.S. capitals and hand sanitizer
  • The Complete Idiot’s Guide to U.S. Government and Politics
  • Antacids to balance state-fair foods like chocolate-covered bacon on a stick and fried ice cream burgers
  • Straw hat to wear while channeling the persuasive charm of The Music Man’s Harold Hill
  • Signed photo of Jym Seger

Campaign in a Can

Ever since President Obama’s 2008 slogan “Yes We Can” set off a canned-foods craze among voters, the can has been a staple of American life. This can, from legendary campaign manager Jym Seger, puts you in the position to engineer America’s next memorable campaign slogan, not to mention the next chapter in U.S. history. Inside the can you will find a trove of campaign trail essentials to jumpstart your bid for the presidency, including a laminated cheat sheet of all 50 U.S. capitals, hand sanitizer, and a VHS copy of the 1999 Matthew Broderick hit Election. A booklet of folksy catch-phrases gives candidates the upper hand during debates with one-liners such as “Not where I come from, it’s not,” “If you say so, senator,” and “You got it, America!”

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Nov 13, 2015. Amount paid never expires. Must be at least 35 years old, a natural born United States citizen and current resident of the United States for at least 14 years. Former presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush and President Barack Obama are ineligible to purchase. Groupon reserves the right to substitute Campaign in a Can contents with a similar item. After purchase, call (312) 334-1440 and provide your name and phone number. A Grouponcierge will contact you shortly to complete your order. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Jym Seger

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