It's a commonly known fact that people with good posture are often mistaken for statues and invited into the homes of the wealthy. Warrant some well-to-do welcomes with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a consultation and three decompression treatments (a $300 value) at Canadian Decompression & Pain Centers in St. Catharines. Groupon purchasers can also receive discounts of up to $290 in additional services.
Employing a three-stage treatment system, the spinal caretakers at Canadian Decompression & Pain Centers mend misbehaving backsides and overtaxed vertebrae. Your trip to spinal serenity begins with a one-on-one consultation that covers posture, gait analysis, and 18th-century brinksmanship. Patients will then be situated on CDPC's specially designed table and computer module for the first of three treatments to decompress your spine through effortless and comfortable mechanical changes ($100 each). CDPC's treatment also combats muscle stiffness and inflammation through its oxygenation and detoxification phases, and can be used to treat conditions such as back pain, neck pain, carpal-tunnel syndrome, disc herniation, and spare horse heads.
Groupon purchasers can also opt to expand upon CDPC's spinal emancipating procedure with discounts on additional services, such as $200 off custom orthotics, as well as 75% off a transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation (TENS) treatment, designed to therapeutically stimulate nerves and stage subcuticle light shows (discount is worth $90).
Though online reviews for Canadian Decompression & Pain Centers are still building, past clients rave about their decompression services in testimonials: