For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Relax without a crispy crust thanks to today's deal: for $40, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $75 value) with aromatherapeutic oils (a $5 value) at Canary Orchid Retreat in Falls Church.
Canary Orchid Retreat employs ten fingertastic massage therapists, each with at least 500 hours of massage-therapy training and certifications under their collective belt. Swedish massages utilize long, kneading strokes to smooth out knots and focus on trouble areas while ridding the body of accumulated stress and peanut-butter deposits. The naturally ameliorating muscle-tenderizing is supplemented with a rich bouquet of fragrant aromatherapy oils that chase away sinal stress-colonies. After the soothing, therapeutic massage at Canary Orchid Retreat, you'll leave the premises with your muscular fibers singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer of a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet.
Canary Orchid Retreat
Canary Orchid Retreat boasts an accredited staff of certified massage therapists equipped with at least 500 hours of training and both Virginia Board of Nursing and Fairfax County massage-therapist permits. Armed with knowledge and super muscular fingers, the therapists employ various strokes and manipulations to untangle muscle knots and remove tension from the body. Massage modalities range from hot-stone therapy and deep-tissue massage to a Hawaiian therapeutic massage, lomilomi, which combines mind, body, and spirit to the beat of tribal rhythms. Other indulgent treatments include reflexology, sea-salt body scrubs, and mint foot soaks.