A dog's fur seems to have a gravity of its own, naturally attracting dirt, debris, and smaller, orbiting dogs. Comb the pugs out of your pooch's pelt with today's Groupon: for $10, you get four tokens toward self-serve dog grooming at Candy's Dog-O-Mat in West Chester (a $20 value).

With four professional wash stations, commercial-grade spray heads, and high-velocity air dryers, Candy's Dog-O-Mat equips owners to reclaim pups from the forces of filth. A secure, gated bay encloses the washing area, allowing customers to bring their entire Iditarod team at once. Removable doors and telescopic ramps facilitate the canine's entry into a raised, stainless-steel tub, which is cleaned and disinfected after each use. Tokens buy seven minutes of washing or drying time each, and may be used across multiple visits (valued at $5).

Whether the family pup has been rolling in mud or uncle Terry's famous seven-layer nacho dip, Candy's Dog-O-Mat supplies all the necessary stink-stifling products; shampoo, conditioner, deodorizer, and flea and tick concentrate dispense straight through the spray head. After the dog's cleaning and fluffing, owners can head to the grooming table and leave the mess to the staff before picking up merrily occupied tots from the facility's indoor play area.