Biking is the most efficient way to travel from location to location without a series of well-placed trampolines or full control over a vestigial tail. Get where you need to go without challenging your human status with today’s Groupon: for $58, you get a one-year membership to Bicycle Transit Center (a $116 value).
The members-only hub at Bicycle Transit Center keeps cycles of all sorts from being stored on lonely street corners and front lawns and provides convenient access to the metro area's swift circulatory system of bike paths. Members can store their cherished two-wheelers in private bike stables guarded with extensive video monitoring, seasonable temperature control, and timed pyrotechnic displays, and they can visit them at all hours of the night with an after-hours access card ($20 deposit, refunded on return). Membership amenities appeal to self-powered commuters by providing DIY repair equipment, shower facilities, and discounts on gear and professional repairs. As a camaraderie-boosting bonus, pedal-pushing socialites can also meet other tire-turners on scheduled community rides around the greater Salt Lake City area.