What You'll Get
Until public-transit officials make our dream of commuting to work by rollycoaster a reality, we'll have to settle for the adrenaline rush of traditional pick-me-ups. Percolate perkiness with today's Groupon. For $5, you get $10 worth of coffee and cafe treats at Capital Heights Coffee. Capital Heights Coffee helps caffeinate the masses in a punctual fashion, serving fresh brewed beverages and pastries from a convenient drive-thru percolation station. Rolling guests can glance out the window and peruse the mochalicious menu, complete with hot drinks, frozen granitas, and breakfast meat pies. In the interest of conserving precious minutes for future generations, customers can also text in their order ahead in advance, proving that cell phones are actually useful for something other than propping up mini-skateboard ramps.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per table. May be redeemed across multiple visits. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.