Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $99, you get an in-office Venus teeth-whitening treatment at Capital Smiles in Schenectady (an $850 value).
Dr. Shiloh Lieberman draws on more than 30 years of experience to oversee his staff as they provide unobtrusive smile sprucing to patients relaxed by complimentary refreshments, aromatherapy, and massage pillows. Venus teeth-whitening technology helps to purge porcelain parabolas of cosmetic signs of disrepair by penetrating enamel and gently lifting stains left from guzzling coffee excessively or telling stories about the Swamp Thing. Teeth-tamers apply a peroxide-based gel to teeth through a snug mouthpiece, turning dingy smiles into paragons of pearly virtue. The one-hour session repeats the 15-minute treatment cycle four times over, ensuring visible results that can last 6–12 months or until mud-pie season. For best results, clients should have recently had a teeth cleaning.
"After a long and arduous tooth-filled day," Dr. Shiloh Lieberman writes, "I unwind at home by soaking in my custom-made, bicuspid shaped bathtub, then jumping in my molar-shaped bed and drifting off to sleep counting incisors jumping over dental floss." Such a unique and all-consuming love of dentistry is understandably necessary for a dentist who painstakingly combines 30 years of experience with top-of-the-line technology to treat visitors at his comprehensive practice. An active member in professional and philanthropic organizations, a researcher, and a university mentor who keeps school buildings' teeth bright, Dr. Lieberman tackles cosmetic and restorative dentistry from many angles in a comfortable office replete with complimentary beverages and snacks, and a DVD player and massage chair in each room. He's still passionate, however, about sports and art, and he's committed to community service, which he performs with charitable dental organization Crown Council.