Much like frisbees, pizzas must be tossed by a trained hand and are primarily used in unorthodox versions of golf. Wag your taste buds with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get a meal package at Caprio’s Pizza in Palos Heights (up to a $25.45 value). The package, which will serve three or four people, includes:

• One appetizer (up to an $8.50 value)
• One large one-topping pizza (a $14.70 value)
One 2-liter bottle of soda (a $2.25 value)

Caprio’s Pizza has dedicated more than a decade to serving a menu of casual Italian fare, seafood, and signature thin-crust pies. Dining companions can divvy up palate-priming starters such as cheddar-stuffed jalapeno poppers, or salute a dozen dough nuggets extracted from Italy's rich pizza mines. Pepper the cheese base of a 15-inch sauce circle with the topping of your choice, choosing from a veritable cornucopia of fresh ingredients, including canadian bacon, giardiniera, and pineapple. Two-liter sodas irrigate arid noshers, who may also opt for carryout, enjoying their meal in the comfort of their own home, office, or abandoned grain silo.