Teeth are the glimmering stars of your facial galaxy: they grow in clusters, shimmer in the darkness, and the brightest one always points due north. Chart your dental constellations with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a dental exam (a $70 value) with x-rays (a $106 value), a cleaning (an $80 value), and custom take-home whitening trays (a $400 value) at Capstone Dental, located in the Uptown District.

With a focus on patient comfort and convenience, Capstone Dental's skillful mouth mavericks preserve dazzling, healthy smiles. A thorough mouth exam includes checks for dental damage and cavities caused by brushing teeth with steel wool, as well as a preventative oral-cancer screening. Digital x-rays cinematize teeth ensembles and reveal potential oral enemies unseen by the naked eye or by the semiclothed monocle. Next, gum-holding tanks are given a brisk scrubbing and cleansing bath, leaving maw stones polished and gleaming. Take-home professional whitening trays for both arches help clients maintain their unsullied smiles at home while watching TV or playing light games of pin the tail on the TV.