After their failure to subjugate humanity by perpetuating seemingly selfless "acts of kindness" upon the public, it seems that superheroes have turned their fearsome powers to other tasks. Revel in the services of Captain Dry Clean with today's deal: for $12, you get $25 worth of dry cleaning and delivery service. Captain Dry Clean services the tri-state area and offers laundry washing and folding, as well as a dry-cleaning services. A possibly spandex-clad staffer will pick up your dirties from your home or office and return them in pristine condition within 48 hours.

Captain Dry Clean uses eco-friendly cleaning compounds to expunge grime without making nature cry. The top-secret process (which is well-documented in this U.S.1 article) leaves clothes just as clean, if not cleaner, than other methods. Garments are returned smelling like fresh air instead of having the faint Funyun odor left behind with other common chemical treatments.

You can get an entire workweek's worth of men's shirts ($1.99 each) meticulously manicured. Cuffs are scrubbed by hand, and broken or missing buttons are sewn back to new for free. Submit articles such as a two-piece suit ($10.55 for men's or women's) and fragile sweaters ($5.25) for a thorough dry cleaning. Skip the agony of ironing while adhering to the nagging tags on your clothes that demand to be dry-cleaned only. Use Captain Dry Clean's convenient pick-up service to save your laundromat quarters for a more worthwhile destination, such as the belly of a parking meter or the bottom of a magic wishing well.

Reviews

The Princeton newspaper U.S.1 has featured Captain Dry Clean, and check out these testimonials from satisfied customers that the Captain sent us:

• This place rocks mostly because of their delivery service. For busy families, it's nice to have one less errand to run! They also take the time to notice missing buttons and fix them for free. Lastly they are going green like most of us! – Dschmidt2632
• Captain Dry Clean is a top-notch GREEN operation. Their free pickup & delivery is a time-saver. Staff & ownership are outstanding. I've tried other dry cleaners, both in-store and pick-up/delivery and none compare to "The Captain"! – Rob M
• The best dry cleaner we've ever used....hands down! They pick up/drop off two days a week...free of charge! They are also an environmentally friendly dry cleaner. All that and still less expensive than other dry cleaners in the area. Outstanding! – amantia