What You'll Get
The invention of the horseless carriage revolutionized transportation and forced horses to settle for jobs as professional carousel riders. Keep cars running and horses standing with today's Groupon: for $17, you get an oil change and wheel rotation at Car Shop Inc in Hutchinson (a $52.51 value, including tax).
Car Shop Inc's smiling staff tunes up and maintains automobiles in a full-service automotive shop. Ailing cars receive complimentary vehicle inspections, as experienced eyes check oil and cautious hands replace filters, adding five quarts of blended engine oil and two eyes of newt to tanks. Each tire receives a rounded pedicure, as technicians rotate their places to ensure even road wear and to maximize the life of rubber treads. During the approximately one-hour duration of the services, a refreshing reception area entertains stalled motorists with cable television, a variety of magazines and newspapers, as well as toys and particle accelerators for children.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 20, 2017. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Extra fee for synthetic oil and diesel engines. Valid for up to 5 quarts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.