What You'll Get
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According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—which in turn repels aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $30, you get $60 worth of washes at Car Wash King. Your Groupon is good for a swipe card that is valid at both the Dickerson Road and Swiss Avenue locations. Trade your Groupon for the card at 400 Swiss Ave. between 10 a.m. and noon Monday through Friday and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.
Car Wash King's scrub-downs run the superlative rainbow from Basic to Super to Deluxe to Ultimate. But since you can use your $60 credit toward any washes, you may as well go for the pinnacle of ride refurbishing. The Ultimate wash ($10) includes an automated car wash, tire wash, Tri-Color Foam, clear-coat wash, and tire shine. For those preferring less suds for their swipe, the Deluxe wash ($8) covers the aforementioned cleansing steps minus the tire shine, and the Super ($6) excludes the tire shine and Tri-Foam. All washes include a free vacuum to keep your interior as eat-off-able as your exterior. There are also six self-serve bays at each location to give you and your auto one last chance to bond before it heads off to college.
Though you'll have a year to pick up your Car King swipe card, the card itself has no expiration date, so you won't have to keep spinning donuts in muddy fields to get the full value out of it. It's recommended that you get one at the start of every season, so give winter salt a licking, dispel spring rain spots, reward the summer sun with a mobile mirror, and decimate that one autumn leaf stuck in your fender. You can also buy a Groupon for your freshly licensed nephew instead of one of those greeting cards with a tree on the front, slots for quarters, and a headline that reads, "Looks like money really does grow on trees. Enjoy these five quarters that I stole from the bank!"
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. May purchase multiple as gifts. Not valid with other offers. Valid only at locations listed. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.