He who lives in a glass house shouldn’t throw stones, but rather install drapes to conceal his reflection while he plays online pinochle all night long. Hide your hobbies from prying eyes with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get $300 worth of custom blinds or draperies from Cardinal Drapery Company.
During in-home consultations, Cardinal Drapery Company’s window wizards wow clients with a whirlwind of casement clothing options. For pallid nocturnal patrons, 2-inch white venetian blinds can help protect epidermises from ultraviolet ray attacks, and Cardinal Drapery Company will install the shades, so clients don’t have to stir from coffin-shaped man-caves ($300 for blinds and labor). Prices vary for custom work, and customers can also use Groupons toward labor only, asking husky hefters to hoist drapery valances ($300 for labor) atop standard living-room bay windows, creating hiding places for high-flying paper airplanes and airborne penguins.
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