It takes hard work to achieve the American dream of having a movie star's physique, 2.5 karate kids, and white-picket fences around your very own white-picket-fence factory. Work on part one with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get a three-month gym membership at Cardinal Fitness in Westerville ($120 value).
Cardinal Fitness provides a throng of workout amenities in a fully equipped epicenter of exercise. Bolster blood-pumping organs with three months of access to sophisticated cardio equipment while buttressing biceps and shaping solar plexuses on top-notch strength-training equipment. Although Austrian bodybuilders have pumped the world's iron supply to dangerously low levels, Cardinal still provides enough of the strength-fortifying mineral for a wide array of free weights. Cardinal provides clean showers and lockers (gym-goers must provide locks) for carefree storage of wearables and spare copies of Rodney Dangerfield's autobiography.