What You'll Get
It takes hard work to achieve the American dream of having a movie star's physique, 2.5 karate kids, and white-picket fences around your very own white-picket-fence factory. Work on part one with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get a three-month gym membership at Cardinal Fitness in Westerville ($120 value).
Cardinal Fitness provides a throng of workout amenities in a fully equipped epicenter of exercise. Bolster blood-pumping organs with three months of access to sophisticated cardio equipment while buttressing biceps and shaping solar plexuses on top-notch strength-training equipment. Although Austrian bodybuilders have pumped the world's iron supply to dangerously low levels, Cardinal still provides enough of the strength-fortifying mineral for a wide array of free weights. Cardinal provides clean showers and lockers (gym-goers must provide locks) for carefree storage of wearables and spare copies of Rodney Dangerfield's autobiography.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate by 12/1/11, membership expires 3 months from activation date. Must be 12 or older. New members only. Valid only at Westerville location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.