Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation scoping with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a chiropractic package (a $130 total value) at the Spinal Decompression Centre in London or C.A.R.E. Chiropractic & Acupuncture in St. Thomas. The chiropractic package includes:
- A full spine exam (a $50 value)
- Two ProAdjuster computerized corrective spine treatments or two Theralase laser-therapy sessions (an $80 value)
At Spinal Decompression Centre and C.A.R.E. Chiropractic & Acupuncture, experienced teams of doctors, physiotherapists, and registered massage therapists unite to realign spines and combat muscle and joint ailments. Healing regimens kick off with a full spine exam, during which doctors study the spine's topography to chart a treatment route. Doctors can then counsel patients with therapeutic exercises and lifestyle changes, such as giving up recreational boulder rolling, to ameliorate pain.
Patients can then opt to undergo the ProAdjuster's computerized analysis, which uses a precise censor to pinpoint the spine's problem areas. The ProAdjuster's gentle pulses relieve pressure on nerves stressed from stressed nerves and jump-start the healing process. Alternatively, the noninvasive Theralase laser therapy attempts to heal damaged tissues and eliminate joint and muscle pain by saturating skin with laser beams to encourage cell growth. The roughly 30-minute treatments are typically conducted within two–three days of each other, though doctors determine the intervals on a case-by-case basis.