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What You'll Get
Despite Salvador Dali’s repeated assertions to the contrary, most art critics believe that the melted clocks in The Persistence of Memory represent his muscles after a massage. Find your own meaning in musculature with this Groupon to Cargill Massage Therapy. Choose from the following options:
- For $75, you get two 60-minute Swedish massages (a $150 value).
- For $135, you get four 60-minute Swedish massages (a $300 value).
- For $180, you get six 60-minute Swedish massages (a $450 value).<p>
Carlton Cargill, a licensed massage therapist, spans sore bodies with therapeutic bodywork designed to restore emotional and spiritual balance without the aid of seaweed wraps and hot stones. During an all-purpose Swedish massage, Carlton customizes gliding strokes and rhythmic taps to each client’s needs, providing wide-ranging relief from bodily aches, pent-up stress, and news that Hollywood’s remaking Citizen Kane with CGI puppets. Rolling kneads skim across a sea of soothing lotion, improving blood flow. Clients surrender sore muscles in a warm, quiet treatment room underscored by soft tunes that lull chronic aches to sleep, where they can dream of becoming a professional baseball pitcher’s shoulder.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Massages are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Cargill Massage Therapy
Carlton Cargill trained at the Memorial Hermann School of Massage Therapy and put his new license to work at the Memorial Hermann Spa. There, he mastered Swedish, deep-tissue, and sports techniques. He also studied anatomy and physiology, the two disciplines that explain how doctors glue our muscles to our skeletons. Now, Cargill works inside his home studio, where red walls and white linens create a modern yet relaxing ambiance. He treats sore bodies with therapeutic kneads that can help restore emotional and spiritual balance.