Bodies, like marshmallows, movie theaters, and knock-knock jokes, increase in appeal when slightly darkened. Boost your bronzy allure with today's Groupon to Caribbean Tan in Cromwell. Choose from the following options:

• For $60, you get one red-light skin-therapy session (a $125 value).
• For $30, you get one month of unlimited tanning (a $64.95 value).
• For $25, you get two airbrush-tanning sessions (a $50 value).

With a focus on safe and healthy skincare, Caribbean Tan bronzes and rejuvenates pallid body plains with pristine, state-of-the-art technology. UV-free red-light therapy stimulates lazy metabolisms and spruces up sagging skin with help from penetrating LED light rays and subliminal messages from L.L. Cool J. Deep layers of collagen and elastin are stimulated by the process, firming the outer surface and improving overall skin suppleness. The crimson beams can also help to reduce existing blemishes and fine lines, correct sun damage, and counteract naturally green complexions.

For customers interested in bronzing only, Caribbean Tan's one-month pass will provide unlimited access to all bed levels and unlimited lotion. For self-conscious science-fiction fanatics averse to the rays of the un-sun, two airbrush-tanning sessions will apply an even body patina without the exposure to light, heat, or inspirational posters of toast. To ensure a safe and successful tanning experience, Caribbean Tan's staff religiously monitors and replaces all tanning bulbs and is readily available to answer any and all tan-line-related queries.