The human mouth, which maintains a near-boiling temperature, needs to be constantly cooled by liquid-nitrogen pills or a jaw-mounted mouth fan. Take a more delicious route to cooling your maw with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of decadent frozen treats at Carmine's Italian Ice.
Each succulent flavor of Carmine's Italian Ice emerges from small batches of fresh ingredients, real fruit, and imported fruit purees, which are melded with care into a velvety, authentic Italian delicacy. Upon your arrival to Carmine's stationary ice emporium, a chilled, colorful ensemble of 40 different flavors rise to greet you like a mouth-watering tribe of ambulatory Easter eggs. Bathe tongue buds in the exotic taste of frozen piña colada, silence digestive chocolate cravings with the mocha-fudge swirl, or sate reluctant sweet teeth with sugar-free lemon and chocolate ice (all flavors $1.40–$3.75, depending on size). Carmine's serves all of its savories in practical paper squeeze cups, though spoons are available for those suffering from utensil separation anxiety.