What You'll Get
Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a full-service oil change at Carney Tire and Car Care Center on Satyr Hill Road (a $32.50 value).
Carney Tire and Car Care Center treats cars, clients, and the environment with respect and dedication, caring for all three by following greener business models and providing dependable, quality service. Roll rides into its capable hands, reslicking your auto's pumping pistons and springing solenoids with a full-service oil change. The package includes an even exchange of 5 quarts of new Pennzoil oil and a new filter for used crude, while also lubricating the chassis and checking proper tire inflation to ensure rubber rollers are properly proportioned to conduct city-street massages. Your appointment also features an inspection of the air filter, wiper blades, and brake fluids, while topping off all major car juices, such as power steering, transmission, and wafting, date-attracting perfumes.
There are few online reviews available for Carney Tire and Car Care Center, but four Citysearchers give it a four-star average:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only; subject to availability. 24-hr cancellation notice req'd. Valid for up to 5 quarts of oil; not valid for diesel or European cars. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Carney Tire and Car Care Center
After 25 years of service, to the auto-maintenance professionals at Carney Tire and Car Care Center, the only thing more important than nurturing their relationship with the environment is nurturing their relationships with their clients. Inside their shop—which is heated by 100% recycled oil—they spruce up downtrodden rides with repairs and inspections of belts and hoses, as well as basic services such as oil changes and battery replacement. They break out advanced equipment to perform complex transmission maintenance and computerized engine analysis. Carney also serves as a title and tag service as well as a Maryland state inspection center. Their tire shop stocks quality rubber from brands such as Goodyear, Yokohama, Bridgestone, and Michelin, which keeps tires hugging the road like a bear cub hugs its favorite teddy human. Putting client comfort in the forefront, Carney Tire and Car Care Center has appointed their waiting area with plush leather couches and a large flat-screen TV.