In the animal kingdom, football is played with cheetah running backs, buffalo linemen, and a seagull that is forced to curl up and act as the ball. Catch humanity's version of the animals' gridiron gallantry with today's Groupon: for $59, you get admission to the Champions for Children Steelers benefit event from CASA of Allegheny County on Thursday, November 3, at 6 p.m., located at the West Club Lounge in Heinz Field (a $125 value).
CASA of Allegheny County, an organization working to comfort and assist abused and neglected children, is throwing a pregame Steelers tailgate party to help raise funds for its mission of relocating mistreated tots to a safe and permanent home. After nibbling on appetizers and paying for drinks with Monopoly money at the open bar, enlist notable Steelers players, including wide receiver Mike Wallace, to sign one piece of your football memorabilia during an exclusive autograph session. Although not included in the price of this Groupon, the Carnegie Science Center will provide parking ($7) for those arriving by car and open roof hatches for those arriving via the starship Enterprise.