Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $306, you get two-night stay in a two-bedroom casita at Casas de Guadalupe in Santa Fe (up to a $657 value).

The accommodating staff at Casas de Guadalupe pairs travelers with authentic, pet-friendly casitas for private vacations in a historical, adobe edifices constructed in the 1930s. Seven two-bedroom casitas beckon to travelers with up to 950 square feet of space, kiva fireplaces, and artisanal Saltillo tile or hardwood floors perfect for hard-shoe jigs or impromptu break dances. Casita H, the largest casita on the premises, boasts a graciously proportioned living area for visiting with family and friends, as well as natural lighting and a large outdoor patio. Casita F orbits around the largest living room of its kin, and Casita E spans two floors with two different sitting rooms so that guests can relax or build sofa forts with unfettered ease. In addition, all casitas come stocked with linens, washers, and dryers, and units are equipped with central air and heat.