Before organizing a star-studded casino heist, savvy thieves are best prepared with a practice run at home with aging B-listers. Assemble a conniving crew in the comfort of your domicile with today's Groupon: for $189, you get a three-hour, in-home casino party from A Casino Event Entertainment Company in Cincinnati (a $399 value). A fully refundable security deposit is waived for deal holders.
Divvying face cards to felt with adroit aplomb, the card-carrying casino dealers from A Casino Event Entertainment Company have been recognized nationwide for their shuffling skills, dealing for Good Morning America and the World Series of Poker, as well as organizing events for numerous high-profile clientele. In addition to providing one blackjack table and one poker table (or two poker tables, or two blackjack tables), and necessary chips and fun money, a professional card wizard teaches some of the subtleties of casino gaming, including the ability to thwart evil eye-patch-sporting millionaires. All delivery, setup, and take-down will be accounted for, meaning your sole responsibility is rounding up a fresh deck of friends, unless that includes the uncouth joker and his jukebox-mongering twin.