Casinos are even more impressive than they appear in the movies, for in reality they are unheistable and the video poker dealers are well-versed in limericks. Experience the thrill for yourself with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a $20 voucher toward non-cashable slot play and a $20 non-gaming voucher for dining and entertainment at Casino Regina, retrievable at the Players Club desk. With $20 toward non-cashable slot play, hands and pocketbooks alike can feel the glorious heft that comes with a day of testing the windfall properties of more than 800 slot machines. After a few hearty tugs on your lucky belt loop and exuberant exclamations of "Papa needs a brand new spaceship," treat yourself and your win-streak to a delicious dish off the menu at The Last Spike Restaurant, which serves such palate pleasers as a veal cutlet sandwich ($9.95) and tasty Lake Diefenbaker trout ($11.95). Your $20 voucher is also valid toward the CPR Lounge, the CR Express snack bar, or tickets to events at the Vegas-style Show Lounge.