Without back muscles, people would have to keep each other upright with puppet strings and cautionary tales about amoebas. Be your own puppet master with this Groupon.
$35 for a One-Hour Swedish Massage ($75 Value)
Gliding Swedish strokes assuage stress and bolster circulation.
Though Cassady Massage Therapy sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Cassady Massage Therapy
With a massage therapist's license and 10 years of experience in his pocket, Shawn Cassady knows his way around a back. He easily targets common complaints such as stress, muscle tension, and pain by zeroing in on each muscle and limb with practiced strokes and a fine sense for knots and kinks. His repertoire of styles ranges from the Swedish massage, which brings about a feeling of full-body relaxation with light-handed strokes and gentle pressure, to deep-tissue and sports massages, which are designed to help the bodies of athletes and overextended gym bags to recover from the rigors of an active lifestyle. Shawn's empathy for those who live with the ramifications of a physically demanding or stressful career runs deep, which is why he knocks 10% off his prices for military, police, and fire personnel.