What You'll Get
If the Hundred Years' War had been fought with paintballs instead of rifles, it might still be happening, but it'd be so colorful that no one would mind. Experience your own vibrant battlefield with today's Groupon: for $29, you get open paintball play and equipment rental for two at Castle Rock Paintball in Quenemo (a $60 value).
Teams visiting Castle Rock Paintball propel paintballs through 10 acres of trees, bunkers, and obstacles. After donning protective masks and brandishing paintball guns, CO2 canisters, and 500 paintballs for ammunition, stealthy varnish snipers slither through two grassy fields and duck behind rustic railroad ties, nonsentient trees, and dirt-sculpture decoys of teammates. Commandeer a castle or dodge speeding paint-filled projectiles during four hours of uninhibited trigger time. Invite an adventurous cohort or aggressive aspiring Picasso to splatter hapless victims with you during weekend hours, and feel free to reload with an extra 500 paintballs for an additional $25.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 10 or older. Must sign waiver. If under 18, must sign this waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.