If the Hundred Years' War had been fought with paintballs instead of rifles, it might still be happening, but it'd be so colorful that no one would mind. Experience your own vibrant battlefield with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a paintball package for two at Castle Rock Paintball in Quenemo (a $55 value). The paintball package includes the following:
• Two paintball markers, CO2 tanks, and mask rentals
• 500 paintballs
• Four hours of open-play time for both players
Teams visiting Castle Rock Paintball sling pigment through 10 acres of trees, bunkers, and obstacles. Stealthy varnish snipers slither through two grassy fields and duck behind rustic railroad ties while opponents pop off rounds and hastily mold dirt-sculpture decoys of teammates. Commandeer a castle or dodge speeding paint-filled projectiles during four hours of uninhibited trigger time. Polychromatic combatants can invite an adventurous cohort or aggressive Picasso to splatter hapless victims with them during weekend hours. Warriors can reload with an extra 500 paintballs for an additional $15.
Players younger than 18 must bring a consent form signed by a parent or guardian, available on the website.