Steak is the breakfast of champions, the lunch of kings, the dinner of industrial barons, and the dessert of T. rexes. Enjoy high-quality cuts regardless of social or philosophical status with today's Groupon to Cattleman's Meat Company in Nixa. Choose between the following options:

For $119, you get a steak variety pack (a $239.25 value, including tax). A six-pack includes the following:

• Ten 4.5-ounce bacon-wrapped filets
• Six 9-ounce bone-in Kansas City strip steaks
• Ten 4.5-ounce filets of sirloin
• Six 8-ounce rib eyes
• Four 14-ounce T-bone steaks
Eight 6-ounce ranch steaks

• For $15, you get $30 worth of steak, chicken, and pork products.
  
  

At Cattleman's Meat Company, butchers stuff their fridges full with portion-controlled cuts of quality beef, chicken, and pork products, vacuum-sealed for optimal freshness. Nosh on a preassembled variety pack of steak, where bone-in Kansas City strip steaks sidle up next to bacon-wrapped filets and rib eyes to kick-start a cookout and cheer up and put lazy grills to work. Cattleman's also boasts an array of chicken and pork, including an oven-roaster chicken that can feed up to eight ($24.84), or a 3-pound pork tenderloin that can feed a family of four or up to 25 imaginary friends ($26.56). Each Cattleman's cut can be preserved in its vacuum-sealed overcoat for up to two years.