What You'll Get
A strong man wrestles you to the ground to show off; a stronger man boosts your self-esteem and then accidentally breaks three of your ribs with a supportive hug. Learn the tenets of both strength and community with today's Groupon: for $35, you get 10 sessions of adult sports-performance training at CATZ (a $225 value). Choose between the following Long Island locations: 152 Veterans Memorial Highway in Commack or 148 Gardiners Avenue in Levittown.
CATZ’s well-trained staff whip bodies into shape with adult fitness programs for men and women that merge sports-star fitness with real-life functionality. Certified strength and conditioning specialists lead each 60-minute adult fitness class in small to medium groups to provide each trainee with individual attention and to avoid doubling-up on Osmond-family nicknames. Classes are held throughout the day Monday–Saturday at both the Commack and Levittown locations. Focused on intense, results-driven exercises, workouts are customized to exercisers' skill level and fitness goals, whether they are looking to develop a workout routine for the first time, maximize performance in any sport, or finally shear couch-to-bottom bonds.
An additional get-to-know-your-body perk, customers also receive weekly nutrition consultations, with the first consultation lasting approximately 30 minutes and subsequent sessions taking around 15 minutes. During the consultation, expert nutritionists help restructure diets to increase energy, enhance weight loss, and sprout Popeye-like muscles for impromptu brawls with hard-to-open cans of tuna.
Though CATZ sometimes features trial sessions for adult fitness classes, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for location purchased. Must activate by 12/4/11, classes expire 60 days from activation date. Must sign waiver. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.