Watercrafts allow man to explore uncharted waters and escape clingy, co-dependent krakens. Master the waves and free yourself from desperate cephalopods with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a two-hour stand-up paddleboard lesson and demo from Caution Santa Cruz (an $80 value), plus a $120 credit toward the purchase of any demoed board within 14 days of the lesson.
Caution stand-up paddling encourages seasoned surf-riders and new-wavers alike to take to the waters with a multitude of nautical recreation equipment. Test ride a plethora of watery rides from the 2011 collection as you learn the ins, outs, ebbs, and flows of riding a stand-up board, a hybrid craft that combines the sleek style of a surfboard with the regal dignity of a paddle staff. Friendly instructors guide students through one hour of instruction, followed by one hour of self-paddling through the calm waters of Santa Cruz Harbor, dispensing wisdom nuggets on basic paddleboarding techniques, postures, and proper etiquette when courting eligible waves. If weather permits, aquatic athletes can take to Monterey Bay to more closely commune with otters, seals, and dolphins. For 14 days post lesson, newly enamored paddlers can apply a $120 credit and opt to adopt their own pet board from Caution's stable of coastal fillies (board prices start at $1,115). See the online store to peruse the collection. Classes are based on availability, so call ahead to secure a spot amongst the gentle swells.