Paintball is a lot like chess in that both activities require complex strategizing and both are almost impossible to win against autonomous robots. Vanquish enemies and the chronically well-dressed with today's Groupon: for $18, you get a one-day pass at CDR Sports Paintball Park in Oak Harbor (up to a $36 value). Day passes cover the field fee and include paintball gun rental, mask, tank, and 200 paintballs.
CDR's woodsy Oak Harbor battleground provides an ideal landscape for furious paint-powered skirmishes and chromatic combat. Two full-sized airball fields with felt turf furnish the terrain, as does a woodsball field featuring buildings, brush cover, vehicles, and protective bunkers. Gallantly leap over fallen firs, cross the wooden bridge, and risk becoming a canvas to save a fellow warrior, then feel free to immortalize the triumph by inscribing your family crest into the trunk of an enemy tree. CDR Sports Paintball Park is open to prospective markers on Saturdays and Sundays.
Though CDR Sports Paintball Park sometimes offers discounts on equipment, this deal is valid for one year after the feature date and is therefore the better deal.