Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $70, you get a one night stay in a standard double room, plus breakfast and lunch for two (a $155 total value) at Cedar Lodge, located in Dundurn.

Cedar Lodge wraps sojourners in a peaceful paradise draped with rustic charm, stocked with hearty food, and softened by intimate guest rooms. A standard double room ($95 per night) pillows tired minds with pastoral charms that include a balmy view of Blackstrap Lake or the patio and all its foliage. After an evening of wildlife watching, nature trekking, or eyeing ice fishermen as they play euchre with the local walleye, rise and shine to a homemade breakfast ($12 per selection). Served under the Great Room's awe-inspiring, 50-foot cathedral ceiling, dining is buffet style. Stay for lunch ($18 per selection) as Cedar Lodge concocts a homebrewed chili known for turning boys into men and men into bobble heads.