Human faces experience a lifetime of wear and tear from gravity, driving into the wind, and pineapple-pie-eating contests. Today's Groupon lets you restore your cheeks' original splendor: for $55, you get a DermaFlash facial treatment from Cellular Intelligence, a $125 value. This glittery new Gold Coast med spa is led by Dr. Vesna Skul and a squad that specializes in cutting-edge treatments that address clients' individual beautification needs.

A rejuvenating DermaFlash facial gets you in, out, and glowing in under an hour. One of Cellular Intelligence's medical aestheticians will take a scalpel-like tool in hand and glide it smoothly over the surface of your face, painlessly removing the top layer of fuzz, hair, and dead, desiccated skin that cloaks true silkiness. This process not only bestows an instant radiance and perceptibly-babier skin, it stimulates collagen and elastin production and forms a ready, more welcoming foundation for facial products. Coupled with a topical acid peel, this treatment becomes an incredibly effective rejuvenatory package, and there's no downtime or peeling.

This full-on facial procedure makes it easier to go face-to-face with your face in the coming summer months, when winter's lingering kiss can leave you with a less-than-lovely visage utterly inappropriate for festivals, purchasing hot dogs from street vendors, and playing street hockey using your face as the puck. With the combination of Cellular Intelligence's highly trained medical aestheticians and Dr. Skul's board certification in anti-aging and regenerative medicine, no stretch of skin is beyond redemption.

New clients only. An appointment is required.

Reviews

Today's Chicago Woman featured Cellular Intelligence:

• So the cynic inside me hesitatntly [sic] accepted an invitation for a skincare treatment at Cellular Intelligence Med Spa, and even she admits I've found the holy grail of skin care...it's been weeks and my skin is brighter, firmer and still clear of acne. – Katie Schroeder