Astronauts maintain a trim figure in micro-gravity environments by rationing their portions and shedding water weight in bitter tears of loneliness. Accomplish a similar feat with less time and more atmosphere with today's deal. For $69, you get a comprehensive slimming treatment at Cellulite Center at Luminesa Medi-Spa in Murray Hill.

The 75-minute treatment combines FDA-approved technology and techniques to stimulate fat and muscle layers, which can lead to slimming and slendering. It includes an Endermologie massage performed by a specially trained technician, which increases circulation and stimulates skin smoothing using a proprietary motorized system of rollers. You'll also receive an infrared Sudatonic thermal treatment that boosts metabolism and other bodily mechanisms to help convert fat into energy. The third component of the procedure is Oleaslim aromatherapy, which uses essential oils to detoxify, stimulate, and promote the elimination of fat and cellulite.

The system is designed to help you lose inches that refuse to leave, like a child cling-wrapped to your leg. You'll burn fat, lose non-water weight, and expunge stressors during the session. Patients are measured before and after the treatment to quantify the pleasantly qualitative results. If there's a specific area you want to target, tell the technician to focus their scope on that zone. If you want to return for multiple sessions, purchase up to four Groupons and then tell the technician you'll be back. If you want to tell the technician something but are at a loss for words, possible conversation starters include the weather, crock-pot recipes, and the fourth-season plot lines of acclaimed sitcom Night Court.

Reviews

Eight Citysearchers give the Cellulite Center at Luminesa Medi-Spa a perfect five stars:

• This place is a small and cozy spa , it provides you with a personal atmosphere that large spas can not afford. – koba_yulia
• There is no magic to get rid of cellulite, but endermologie has been so far the best solution to help out this process. – wowsite
• I highly recommend this spa for its skilled and friendly technicians as well as, relaxing atmosphere and one on one service. – Elizabeth08