What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get a consultation, new patient exam, spine manipulation, intersegmental traction realignment if necessary, an electric muscle stimulation, and a half-hour massage at Center for Chiropractic & Pain Rehabilitation, located on Northeast Broadway Street (up to $296 value).
Outfitted with a peppy phalanx of five chiropractors and seven licensed massage therapists, Center for Chiropractic & Pain Rehabilitation untangles knotted spines and irons out tightness from backs, all while helping clients achieve long-term health goals. After an initial consultation and detailed new-patient examination, a chiropractor will rearrange rambunctious vertebrae with a series of spinal manipulations that venture into three or four different regions of the back. Electric muscle stimulation is included in every exam, and intersegmental traction, another form of chiropractic realignment if deemed necessary by chiropractor, then ease tension in overstressed sinew. The treatments are followed by 30 minutes of therapeutic massage, performed by a licensed massage therapist, or until clients empathize with Jello.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only; subject to availability. Not valid with insurance. Not valid with other offers. Redeemable across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.