What You'll Get
Contrary to popular opinion, dinosaurs perished not because of space debris but because of their inability to read imperative water-toxicity reports in a timely fashion. Avoid extinction by properly educating yourself with today’s Groupon: for $55, you get a one-day speed-reading workshop at the Center for Lifelong Learning (a $254 value).
Through extensive research Jackie Alan Giuliano, PhD, and his team at the Center for Lifelong Learning have cultivated a workshop designed to boost the amount of words students read every minute and increase retained knowledge through revisiting the way the brain processes reading. The one-day workshops introduce successful techniques that stimulate the brain’s reading abilities and ready readers for the turbo-charged skills to devour two–six books, articles, and reports in the time it used to take to read one book or three cookie fortunes. The Center for Lifelong Learning’s pedagogues of word digestion also impart a system for taking notes that can help brains quickly recall what they learned about brains or where to locate the letter-tasting apparatus in the prefrontal lobe. Meandering minds can bask happily in the results by reducing War and Peace to a mere short story and decreasing the dictionary to a random free-verse poem of alphabetized mental lightning flashes. See the schedule to plan your workshop time.
The Fine Print
Online reservation required; subject to availability. Not valid for use with executive, corporate, or group programs. Must use in 1 visit. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Center for Lifelong Learning
Akin to declaring that the sun is big, saying that Jackie Alan Giuliano loves learning is a giant understatement. The president of the Center for Lifelong Learning, Dr. Giuliano has embraced all forms of knowledge throughout his career, including a 20-year tenure at NASA, a PhD, and artistic endeavors in digital photography and the construction of dreamcatchers. Through extensive research, he and his team at the center have cultivated speed-reading lessons designed to boost the number of words students and professionals read every minute and increase retained knowledge by revisiting the way the brain processes reading. They have helped those with learning challenges such as dyslexia build confidence and equip all with the skills to excel at school, work, or while rapidly reading instructions to successfully diffuse bombs.