What You'll Get
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, much to the chagrin of brokers who invested heavily in cure. Get in while prevention’s still hot with today’s Groupon to Centerpoint Dental in Yucaipa. Choose from the following options:
For $2,999, you get a full-mouth Invisalign treatment (a $6,000 value).
- For $49, you get a dental maintenance package (a $272 total value) that includes:
- Exam (an $80 value)
- X-rays (a $114 value)
- Cleaning (a $78 value)
Dr. Craig Wright channels 25 years of experience into his practice with help from his amiable staff as he offers his focused attention to each patient. Clients who opt for Invisalign receive a custom-made series of aligners made with smooth, comfortable plastic, which maintains its transparent form by existing partly in another dimension. Wearing the aligners gradually and gently shifts teeth into place without metal brackets or tight wires. Dental specialists create new aligners every two weeks until smiles are straightened while wearers confidently conceal their tusk-straightening secret from the outside world.
During the exam in the dental maintenance package, Dr. Wright spelunks through gaping maws for 15–20 minutes with a dental operating microscope; this technological eyeball streams accurate digital views to a screen visible to both doctor and patient, ensuring accuracy, alleviating fear, preventing discomfort, and providing video evidence against bacteriological crime lords. The dentist then scours sullied ivories for about one hour in order to break up bands of plaque bandits and route out troupes of tartar. A quick set of x-rays peers where no mortal eye can see and routes out any decay hiding out in the oral underworld.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required or $25 fee may apply after 3rd cancellation. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.