Though the Tooth Fairy postures as a benign spirit, every pearly white she reaps adds one more block to her impregnable enamel fortress. Keep teeth away from her dread redoubt with today's Groupon: for $125, you get a dental exam, teeth cleaning, x-rays, a dental CAT scan, and an implant consultation at Centerport Family & Implant Dentistry (a $758 value).
Led by Dr. Benjamin Wang, Centerport’s friendly smile savants keep teeth clean and mouths healthy using advanced oral health technologies. Nimble-fingered dental pros delicately pore over teeth and gums during a thorough exam, looking for signs of disease, decay, and tartar empires ruthlessly run by megalomaniacal uvulas. Chompers are then cleansed and polished to a glossy sheen.
A complimentary implant consultation allows patients with missing teeth to learn about surgical options to replace absent fangs with cleverly disguised decoys. Oral orifices also benefit from a series of x-rays, which search for hidden cavities, and a state-of-the-art 3-D dental CAT scan that creates a detailed computer model of the skull, easing the planning of future procedures and furnishing digital Yoricks for online-dating soliloquizing.