What You'll Get
Though the Tooth Fairy postures as a benign spirit, every pearly white she reaps adds one more block to her impregnable enamel fortress. Keep teeth away from her dread redoubt with today's Groupon: for $125, you get a dental exam, teeth cleaning, x-rays, a dental CAT scan, and an implant consultation at Centerport Family & Implant Dentistry (a $758 value).
Led by Dr. Benjamin Wang, Centerport’s friendly smile savants keep teeth clean and mouths healthy using advanced oral health technologies. Nimble-fingered dental pros delicately pore over teeth and gums during a thorough exam, looking for signs of disease, decay, and tartar empires ruthlessly run by megalomaniacal uvulas. Chompers are then cleansed and polished to a glossy sheen.
A complimentary implant consultation allows patients with missing teeth to learn about surgical options to replace absent fangs with cleverly disguised decoys. Oral orifices also benefit from a series of x-rays, which search for hidden cavities, and a state-of-the-art 3-D dental CAT scan that creates a detailed computer model of the skull, easing the planning of future procedures and furnishing digital Yoricks for online-dating soliloquizing.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Additional cleaning subject to extra costs. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.