Before the dawn of laser hair restoration, the only way to cover up thinning hair was to sprinkle the head with birdseed and become friends with the ensuing wildlife population. Grow a luscious hair lawn with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get eight laser hair-restoration treatments at Centers for Hair Enhancement in Longwood (a $600 value).

Centers for Hair Enhancement’s tress-charmers stimulate follicles with a low-level laser that coaxes locks from the scalp. During up to two 30-minute sessions per week, low-level IIIa lasers work to stimulate follicle growth and end office campaigns to make every day hat day. Rather than heat, these lasers employ pain-free photostimulation to help to increase blood flow in energy-absorbing follicles and catalyze thicker hair growth. Although patients may see results in as little as four weeks, laser hair restoration effects prolonged lock-lengthening by diminishing the chemical DHT, known for blocking hair growth and attracting reanimated floor waxers. Before each treatment, hair technicians conduct a comprehensive analysis to qualify each individual as a candidate for laser hair restoration.