Chiropractic-Services Package at Central Health and Wellness. Three Options Available.

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What You'll Get

Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today's Groupon to Central Health and Wellness's locations in Dallas and Arlington. Choose from the following options:

  • For $49, you get a one-adjustment package (a $395 value). The package includes:
    • A consultation (a $90 value)
    • An exam (a $120 value)
    • X-rays (a $90 value)
    • One 30-minute massage (a $35 value)
    • One adjustment (a $60 value)
  • For $139, you get a three-adjustment package (a $585 value). The package includes:
    • A consultation (a $90 value)
    • An exam (a $120 value)
    • X-rays (a $90 value)
    • Three 30-minute massages (a $105 value)
    • Three adjustments (a $180 value)
  • For $279, you get a six-adjustment package (an $870 value). The package includes:
    • A consultation (a $90 value)
    • An exam (a $120 value)
    • X-rays (a $90 value)
    • Six 30-minute massages (a $210 value)
    • Six adjustments (a $360 value)

Spearheaded by Dr. Charles Lane and Dr. Cameron Laboret, Central Health and Wellness aims to quiet aching muscles and soothe chronic pain with a full chiropractic session. Starting with a one-on-one consultation, the physician and patient discuss current ailments and debate whether nine is a prime number before the skeleton guru conducts a thorough chiropractic exam complete with x-rays. Treating sports injuries, back pain, and a host of other conditions, the Graston– and Active Release Technique–certified doctors gently knead backs, unweaving sinews french-braided by bored third-grade girls. Half-hour massage treatments can be enjoyed individually or combined for 60- and 90-minute sooth-sessions, after which the joint enthusiasts adjust spines to realign vertebrae and scare errant ligaments straight. Patients with chronic pain can opt for three or six massages and adjustments, trading in stressed shoulders for aqueous musculature, enabling them to painlessly engage in day-to-day physical activities and to limbo beneath coffee tables.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Dec 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Subject to availability. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Central Health and Wellness

Central Health and Wellness

Natural Medicine, Chiropractor
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