If the game Monopoly taught us anything, it's that owning a car is a responsibility equal to that of owning a dog (or a thimble) and that Free Parking is something that happens to other people. Make a move in the boring game of parking with today's Groupon for one month of garage parking at participating Central Parking System locations. Choose from the following garage options:

• $89 for one month of parking at East River Plaza (a $200 value)
• $125 for one month of parking at the Trump Lot (a $250 value)
• $200 for one month of parking at 135 East 47th Street (a $400 value)
• $200 for one month of parking at 56 North Moore Street (a $425 value)
• $200 for one month of parking at 18-20 Morton Street (a $425 value)
• $200 for one month of parking at 150 West 38th Street (a $500 value)
• $200 for one month of parking at 29 West 28th Street (a $475 value)
• $199 for one month of parking at 375 Park Avenue (a $450 value)
• $199 for one month of parking at the Time Warner Center (a $450 value)
• $199 for one month of parking at 535 West 43rd Street (a $350 value)

Central Parking System is the one of the largest car-keepers in North America, with more than 2,500 parking facilities and 1.2 million spots in which to store your family's most mobile member. Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, Central Parking gives motorists a secure and reliable solution for surviving day-to-day expeditions. The concrete paradise is securely monitored, with all entering vehicles granted a gloriously vacant, preassigned parking spot where cars can while away the hours comparing bumper stickers and making airbag balloon animals while they await their owners' return.

This deal does not include tax (10.735% for Manhattan residents, 18.375% for non-Manhattan residents). Spots assigned based on availability.